I'm a man. I can fix that.

Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!

New TV too big? I can fix that!

No bottle opener? I can fix that! 

Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!

Electrical problem? I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen? I can fix that! 

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!

No ice chest? I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over? I can fix that!


 

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!

No skate park in town? I can fix that!


 
 
 
Out of diapers? I can fix that!

(Hat tip to Ted for sending me this)

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